omg guess what i found out today
that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed
is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly
thank u brain~
No problem, boss.
i want to exercise but i dont want people to see me
i feel this on a spiritual level
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
the average tumblr user past midnight
the perks of being an ugly piece of shit
I absolutely hate that feeling when you hear something you don’t wanna hear or see something you don’t wanna see and your heart literally just sinks to your stomach.
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
- Josh Billings
“Yes, I was infatuated with you: I am still. No one has ever heightened such a keen capacity of physical sensation in me. I cut you out because I couldn’t stand being a passing fancy. Before I give my body, I must give my thoughts, my mind, my dreams. And you weren’t having any of those.”Sylvia Plath (via sharingneedles)
do you ever just stare at yourself in the mirror in your underwear and get sad
sad that no ones around to see me hell yea
okay. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen about thanksgiving.
Finally, a list that 5% of Tumblr are satisfied with.
Household pet that walked across keyboard